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joshpeck:

*stares at spider on the wall* no

why do drugs when you can do me

(Source: gallyd)

Jun 3

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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(Source: gayfather)

Jun 3

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

Jun 3

oursillylittlethings:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell 

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE GUY WITH THE TRAP DOOR, THE DUDE THAT RAN AFTER HIM JUST CLOSES IT AND CONTINUES WITH HIS DAY.

Jun 3

hrjf:

changetheworldlaugh:

lustwithpassion:

humoristics:

13 food gifs that will make your mouth water

THE COOKIES THOUGH

Food porn

Oh my, I want to eat number one!

Jun 3

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

Jun 3

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

Jun 3

(Source: evilspice)

Jun 3
pissfreak:

wingsunfurled:

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

fuck. fu ck

pissfreak:

wingsunfurled:

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

fuck. fu ck

Jun 3

plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

Jun 3

(Source: burpywatermelons)

Jun 3

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

Jun 3
wkdart:

Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously

wkdart:

Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously

(Source: clupster)

Jun 3

thescienceofalch-emmy:

ajd1219:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen takes a group of kids to the museum

same

Ahahahaha